Try to solve this logic problem: My bra straps fall down.
According Victoria's Secret's Fit Solutions: "Tighten them or go down a band size. A smaller band size means closer together straps."
New Problem: The cups overflow and feel constricting.
According Victoria's Secret: "Try the next cup size up for a little breathing room."
Result: 32D?! That's illogical. No one wears a 32D!