Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Demetri Martin Quote of the Day (#2)

Underwater dreamin', originally uploaded by John Carleton.

“Swimming is a confusing sport, because sometimes you do it for fun, and other times you do it to not die. And when I’m swimming, sometimes I’m not sure which one it is. I gotta go by the outfit. Pants – uh oh. Bathing suit – okay. Naked – we’ll see. Should I be swimming faster, or am I getting laid?”

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