Wednesday, December 23, 2009

Target & F My Life

Target, originally uploaded by epmd.
I've been reading the book F My Life, which is a compilation of anonymously submitted emails detailing the shitty things that have ruined the writer's day. I know that when I worked at Target, shitty days happened frequently. Apparently, I'm not the only one having horrible experiences at Target. Here are a few excerpts from F My Life:

Today I heard back from my store manager interview at Target. I was offered an overnight stock clerk position. When I called the human resources department to find out if my application was in the wrong file, I was told that I lack the leadership qualities necessary for Target. I graduated with honors from a military school. FML

Today I went to Target to buy some soap, and a seventy-year-old woman next to me was asking a sales associate if they had any bubble bath mix. I suddenly pictured her naked, bathing herself, and my dick just couldn't stay still. I haven't had sex in almost two years. FML

Today I was excited because I was going to get my college decisions back. I put all of the letters in order of my preference. Didn't get into my first choice. Denied by my second choice. Rejected by my third choice. Wait-listed on my backup choice. Accepted for a job at Target. FML

Today I was working at Target when an elderly woman asked me if I could help her find her favorite bra. I proceeded to ask what brand it was. She replied, "I'll check the tag." She lifted up the front of her shirt and flipped one cup of her bra inside out. I saw everything. FML

The book is hilarious! You should definitely check it out or visit the website!

1 comment:

Descartes said...

There's just something old ladies and bubble baths. I'm not sure what, but definitely something.

That's for sharing, these are funny.

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