Sunday, October 4, 2009

Letter to Owen Pallett


Dear Mr. Pallett,

You are truly a brilliant violinist. I love your album "He Poos Clouds" and the work you did with the band Arcade Fire. The song "Many Lives 49 MP" is beautiful and one of my favorites. In addition to that, I also find you very attractive. It's okay that you are gay though, I know that I'd never have a chance with you.

Anyway, I just saw on Youtube that you covered the Mariah Carey song, "Fantasy," at one of your shows. Why?! Why would you do such a thing?! Your brilliance has been diminished by this lapse in taste.

I will never be able to think about you in the same way.

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