Weird Conversations: Part 2

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I meant to write about this conversation earlier and kept forgetting.

After taking a drug test
Woman: (picks up urine sample) Smells like you've been drinking coffee.
H: Yeah. (laughs uncomfortably)
Woman: Must have been good stuff! It smells strong!

Wow, that was an awkward incident. By the way, is that a man wearing a dress with a dog's head in the picture? Either that or she's got some meaty arms!