Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Back to School

197 - July 16 - Pain
In Psychology of Marriage Class:
Guy: . . .[%] of children are illegitimate and 20% of the prison population are from single parent homes.
Teacher: Um, that statistic isn't exactly correct.
Guy: Well, I like Ann Coulter. . .
Teacher: (doubles over in pain clutching stomach) ANN COULTER! YOU JUST STABBED ME!

1 comment:

go said...

oh man that's great

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